{"title":"Totes + Accessories","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny tote bags and trucker hats for everything you shouldn't have bought and everywhere you shouldn't have gone. Sturdy natural canvas totes with long handles for the farmers market, the library haul and the beach day that turns into a beach night, plus foam trucker hats with our hand-lettered designs on the front panel for the errands you're running in yesterday's outfit. They pair suspiciously well with the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/tees\"\u003etees\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sweatshirts\"\u003esweatshirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"poor-judgment-society-tote","title":"Poor Judgment Society Tote Bag – Lifetime Member Cherry Bow Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMembership has its privileges. This one holds snacks.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Poor Judgment Society crest, arched over a pink bow and two very red cherries, with your standing spelled out underneath: lifetime member. It's the bag for the farmers market you swore you'd be sensible at, the library haul you won't finish, and the beach day that turns into a beach night. Roomy enough for everything you shouldn't have bought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sturdy natural cotton canvas tote with long handles that sit comfortably on the shoulder and a flat body that slides a book or a laptop in easily. It softens with use and only gets better looking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-size:1.35em;font-weight:700;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:0;margin:1.25em 0 0.4em;\"\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, 12 oz, natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 x 16 inches with long self-fabric handles, reinforced at the seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrest printed on one side in deep red, pink and cherry red, about 10 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat construction, no gusset, so it folds down to nothing in a bigger bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-size:1.35em;font-weight:700;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:0;margin:1.25em 0 0.4em;\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean or hand wash cold. Line dry. Don't iron over the design. Treat it like the nice thing it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade to order in small runs. 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Roomy enough for everything you'll need and a few things you won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sturdy natural cotton canvas tote with long handles that sit comfortably on the shoulder and a flat body that slides a book or a laptop in easily. It softens with use and only gets better looking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-size:1.35em;font-weight:700;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:0;margin:1.25em 0 0.4em;\"\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, 12 oz, natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 x 16 inches with long self-fabric handles, reinforced at the seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSign printed on one side in vintage brown, about 10 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat construction, no gusset, so it folds down to nothing in a bigger bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-size:1.35em;font-weight:700;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:0;margin:1.25em 0 0.4em;\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean or hand wash cold. Line dry. Don't iron over the design. Treat it like the nice thing it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade to order in small runs. 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It's the hat for the road trip that was a bad idea in a good way, the errands you're running in yesterday's outfit, and anyone whose mother is going to see this and sigh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic foam trucker with a white front panel, so the design reads from across the parking lot. The ink matches the hat: black on the Black and Dark Green hats, navy on the Navy hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-size:1.35em;font-weight:700;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:0;margin:1.25em 0 0.4em;\"\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured five-panel foam trucker, high profile, white front with matching bill and mesh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Navy or Dark Green. The design prints in black on the Black and Dark Green hats and in navy on the Navy hat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-curved bill with eight rows of stitching, breathable mesh back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable plastic snapback, one size fits most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the front panel, about 4\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-size:1.35em;font-weight:700;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:0;margin:1.25em 0 0.4em;\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean with warm water and a little dish soap; a soft brush for the stubborn spots. No washing machine, no dryer. Treat it like the nice thing it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade to order in small runs. 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