Respectfully No
Polite. Firm. Not going. The Respectfully, No collection is the boundary you've been meaning to set, in a tidy serif and a looping script with one small heart so nobody can say you weren't gracious about it. Quiet on the left chest of a Comfort Colors tee; considerably louder across the front of a hoodie or crewneck, which is the correct volume for declining a plan from the couch. Wear it to the volunteer sign-up sheet and every event that starts with "it'll be fun." See also: I Know Better, for the times you went anyway.