Woman wearing the I Know Better, I Simply Chose Otherwise hoodie in Sand with a navy chest print

I Know Better, I Simply Chose Otherwise Hoodie – Funny Sarcastic Hooded Sweatshirt

Sand / S
$40.00
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Woman wearing the I Know Better, I Simply Chose Otherwise hoodie in Sand with a navy chest print

I Know Better, I Simply Chose Otherwise Hoodie – Funny Sarcastic Hooded Sweatshirt

$40.00
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Not a lapse in judgment. A decision. With a hood, for plausible deniability. The serif, the script and the little cherry bow across the chest of a soft fleece hoodie, with a pocket big enough for your phone, your keys and the snacks you're not sharing. Built for early drop-off, late drives home and the porch in October. You knew better. You got comfortable instead.

Roomy, classic hoodie fit on a mid-weight 8 oz fleece, brushed inside for warmth. True to size with room to layer; size up if you want it oversized (you do). Size chart's in the photos.

The details

  • 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, medium-heavy 8 oz, brushed inside
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Tubular construction (no side seams), double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk
  • Chest print, about 8 inches wide, kept a little smaller than usual on purpose
  • Colors: Sand, Dark Heather, Black, Carolina Blue, Heliconia. The design prints in white on every color except Sand, where it's navy

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron over the design. Treat it like the nice thing it is.

Made to order in small runs. Please allow 5–7 business days before it ships.

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